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Ode to “almost forty”

So today I’m 39. ::bleck:: I type this as I choke down bran flakes with my morning coffee.  No, for real… I had a rather unfortunate experience this week that left my colon tragically shattered; as pathetic bits of my … Continue reading

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The “F” bomb.

After aimlessly meandering through these past 38 glorious years of life, I’ve come to realize the sheer power of the F bomb; and that is, there are some sentences where it should just not be excluded.  In fact, its placement … Continue reading

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Rules.

Rules, sometimes they are meant to be broken.  Because some rules are dumb. Let’s discuss… 1. Yesterday, while basking in the warm autumn sun at the playground with my son, a stranger standing nearby commented to my son: “Oh honey, … Continue reading

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