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Pork Chops and Applesauce
Here’s the chase, and I’m going to cut to it: as most of you know, I’ve finally published a book, which is currently available to purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble. A few years ago, I decided to write … Continue reading
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Chapters 16 & 17 – The Dead Beats, the beginning.
As many of you know, I’ve been writing a book for four long years. On and off, between projects I’ve revisited its contents. As a matter of fact, I’ve rewritten the first six chapters half a dozen times; … Continue reading
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Inside the warped male mind.
Oh hey, haven’t seen you in a while. how are things? That’s swell. Anywhoo, I’ve no idea what inspired me to write this, but for my desire to dispel the “myth” that men are far more simpler than us women … Continue reading
National Honesty Day – Ok, here goes…
Yesterday this happened: So I’m a day late, shut up. I figured now is the perfect time to disclose a few of my innermost thoughts/secrets without consequence. Since well, it’s now a quasi holiday of sorts. Twenty things you never … Continue reading
The Saint Patrick’s Day Parade “Council” – Now steeping with Dicks.
So as most of you know, every year in several United States cities across our nation, there is an annual Saint Patrick’s Day parade on March 17th. This tradition in Massachusetts goes as far back as the year 1737, and … Continue reading
Random Encounters & Shit
So sorry I haven’t posted in a bit. I had someone ask me the other day, “what’s up with the fuzzy peanut, haven’t seen much over there lately?” , to which I replied, “It’s the furry peanut, now that’s ten … Continue reading
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Jack’s Story
Hello friends. Well, the holiday season is upon us and for all of us that means different things. How we celebrate, who we celebrate with, what exactly we are celebrating.. Whether you are observing a religious holiday or you’re simply … Continue reading
Ode to “almost forty”
So today I’m 39. ::bleck:: I type this as I choke down bran flakes with my morning coffee. No, for real… I had a rather unfortunate experience this week that left my colon tragically shattered; as pathetic bits of my … Continue reading
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A night at the clam bake.
oh hey, sup’? been a little while. Last night was a night of true inspiration. So here goes… Let’s start with a bit of history: Once upon a time, not too long ago, I lived with a nuclear engineer. It … Continue reading
Meat bags and Beef sticks.
Hey there peeps…. happy halloween! Let’s get down to business, shall we? Get to the real “beef” of the situation. Because both of the words mentioned in the title of this post are equally hilarious, I decided it was important … Continue reading
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