Author Archives: bnicolace

Ode to “almost forty”

So today I’m 39. ::bleck:: I type this as I choke down bran flakes with my morning coffee.  No, for real… I had a rather unfortunate experience this week that left my colon tragically shattered; as pathetic bits of my … Continue reading

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A night at the clam bake.

oh hey, sup’?  been a little while.  Last night was a night of true inspiration.  So here goes… Let’s start with a bit of history: Once upon a time, not too long ago, I lived with a nuclear engineer.  It … Continue reading

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Meat bags and Beef sticks.

Hey there peeps…. happy halloween!  Let’s get down to business, shall we?  Get to the real “beef” of the situation.  Because both of the words mentioned in the title of this post are equally hilarious,  I decided it was important … Continue reading

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The “F” bomb.

After aimlessly meandering through these past 38 glorious years of life, I’ve come to realize the sheer power of the F bomb; and that is, there are some sentences where it should just not be excluded.  In fact, its placement … Continue reading

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Rules.

Rules, sometimes they are meant to be broken.  Because some rules are dumb. Let’s discuss… 1. Yesterday, while basking in the warm autumn sun at the playground with my son, a stranger standing nearby commented to my son: “Oh honey, … Continue reading

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Thing’s I’ve learned while being a mom.

Sure, this topic has been written about oh, I don’t know… probably a gazillion-ish times.   But I thought I’d share my “take” on things nonetheless. So on that note, I thought I would list a few of my own observations.  … Continue reading

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A.D.D., my ass.

Hey people.. What up? So a couple weeks back, I took my son, Cob, to see a neurologist to have him evaluated for A.D.D. per the adamant request of my son’s teacher and the school principal (a sister).  I knew … Continue reading

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